ihavemace:

ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

kleefkruid:

probably-crazy-writer:

hamvendor:

newtgeiszler:

anyewest:

loismacgiver:

novitiate2017:

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

tinder link in bio.

the replies:

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

I’m sobbing

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

niflhelposts:

The Abandoned Chateau de Bagnac